"Real Life Barbie" Says She Hopes To Give Up Food And Water And Survive On Air And Light Alone

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Huff Po – A Ukrainian model who has cast herself as a real-life Barbie doll says she eventually hopes to live without eating or drinking. Valeria Lukyanova, whose doll-like features and ultra-thin waist have stirred controversy in the past, has apparently made it her goal to survive “on air and light alone.” “In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all,” Lukyanova said, according to the International Business Times. “I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.” The website linked that dietary desire to a New Age practice known as Breatharianism, in which followers neither eat nor drink, believing they can exist solely on “cosmic micro-food.” Lukyanova, who believes in reincarnation and claims to have been in contact with transdimensional beings, has said she uses her appearance to promote her “spiritual ideas.” But Jezebel.com maintains that Lukyanova is merely starving herself in order to maintain her dollish proportions.

I’m so fucking sick of this bitch. Hey toots your 15 minutes are fucking up. Nobody wants to hear from your stupid ass anymore. We watched your Taiwanese video treatment, we chronicled your feud with the Fake Ken Doll, and now its time to just go the fuck away. Unless you’re gonna do porn and show us your plastic pussy getting fucked on camera, just disappear. When you’re a complete psychopath doing weird shit like this, you’re allotted like maybe 2 blogs on Barstool. 15 minutes of internet fame. This chick has stretched it to at least 20 now and I for one can’t stand her milking this shit. Go ahead and start your light and air diet and hurry up and die like that dumb bitch from a couple years ago.

Although who knows at this point – when you’re 75% plastic maybe this bitch really can survive on wind and rays. If you’re reincarnated and transdimensional and an artificial human maybe all you need is a Southwesterly wind for lunch with a side of sunbeams.