DePaul Should Be Embarrassed Of Themselves

You DePaul guys have been relentless in trying to get yourself coverage. I get more DMs about DePaul basketball than anything else. Carl when you gonna make a shirt. Carl when you gonna blog our team. Carl were 3-0. 4-0. 5-0. On it’s went, day after day, everyday since I started this job.

Well guess what here’s your blog and it’s about how much you guys suck. That’s the worst court storming I’ve ever seen in my life. Looks like a fucking half time concert of the Lions Thanksgiving game hosted by the Dixie Chicks. You should be embarrassed.

From a basketball standpoint though you guys look great. 9-0 and a signature win over Texas Tech last night. Forever people have been bitching that you guys can’t build a program. Chicago has been DYING for DePaul to be relevant because they’re literally so goddamn accessible. You can say Northwestern is Chicago’s team or Illinois or blah blah blah but the reality is DePaul is dead on balls in the middle of the city. Awesome campus. Awesome bars. Great part of Lincoln Park. All that shit. We’re really cheering for you.

Just try not to scare all the babes away next time you storm the court.