Supermodel Says She Never Works Out Because It Would Ruin Her Body

DM — Supermodel Bianca Balti may be known for her incredible body, but she recently made the shocking confession that she has never done any exercise before. The 29-year-old Italian beauty told New York Magazine that on the set of the 2010 Pirelli calendar shoot, which was photographed by Karl Lagerfield, the designer told her she had ‘a butt like a goddess, and that I shouldn’t ruin it!’ Mr Lagerfield apparently said he thought the other girls at the shoot were ‘too fit,’ she said, adding: ‘I have not done one exercise in my whole life.’ Heeding Mr Lagerfield’s advice, the supermodel said that to prepare for this year’s calendar – which is famous for featuring nude and semi-nude women – she simply got a pedicure and shaved her legs.

Some women like to say that there’s such a double standard when it comes to what men want. That all guys want a chick with a perfect body but few men have the same. Well this is why, chicks don’t need to do shit to look great. Yeah most aren’t supermodels and I get that Bianca Balti is an extreme example. But ask most chicks with a smoking body what they do and they’ll say “Oh I don’t know, I guess I eat a salad every once in a while.” For 99% of girls to be in shape all they have to do is not treat their body like a total piece of shit and they’re a 10. For me to be in shape? I need to eat 6, small, carb free meals a day. I need to go for a run in the morning and have a specific core muscle workout at night. I need to cut my drinking down to 3 beers, once a week. I need 8 hours of sleep per night with a boatload of supplements. And even after all that, I’m still 2 Hail Marys and a steroid cycle away from a 6 pack. What do chicks need to do to be photoshoot ready? They need a pedicure and a leg shave. That’s why you need to have a better body than me.