Have you ever wanted to see The Barden Bellas from Pitch Perfect singing Just The Way You Are/Just A Dream as told through interpretative Olympic ice dancing? Well boy do I have a surprise for you later this afternoon. The 2nd half of the Barstool Sports Olympic Figure Skating features more #Clancying and more accapella ice dancing than you can shake a stick at.
What we have here right now is a little undercard video for you with the first 2 routines of the competition from yesterday. Feits taking his clothes off and Pres having a seizure on the ice just to whet your appetite for the main event featuring myself and Big Cat.
If we’re gonna get technical about, Feits is the best skater of the bunch. I think you just always lose major points when you’re routine is a strip tease and A) You’re Feitelberg, and B) You can’t successfully get your pants off. As for Portnoy, well, I don’t really know what to say. I feel like he really lost the judges and the crowd when he went into Puff The Magic Dragon. Not sure what that was about. Might have been some next level shit like when he thought a cheeseburger was a cyclops. Either way, it just set the stage for the final 2 acts.
Part 2 featuring me and Big Cat coming up later.