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No Baby Wanted To Win This Baby Race In New Orleans

That video is INFURIATING. One of the most anger-inducing videos I’ve ever watched on the internet in quite some time. Absolutely enraging watching those babies not cross the finish line like a couple of dum dums. I mean why did they stop? Keep going idiots. I know they’re just babies and their brains aren’t all the way developed but they went all the way up to the finish line and stopped! Why? And then turned around! What are you doing baby?! Cross the finish line and win baby! No offense but it’s amazing the human race survived given how dumb babies are. Who took care of the first baby ever? A question everyone should think about.

At first I was furious that the video didn’t show who won the race but the New Orleans Pelicans were nice enough to pass along the full race

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Thank god there’s video of the entire race. I was ready to lose my mind not knowing who ended up winning. A weight off my mind.