How Many Condoms In A Parking Lot Is Too Many?

 

3? 4? At what number did Isiah Carey throw his hands up and say, “Uh uh, there are too many condoms in this parking lot!” Because I think that’s important. Couple condoms in a parking lot? Whatever. We’re in Houston. This is city living. If I wanted to look at trees and fields all day I’d move to the country and be bored. If you chose the excitement of a city then you deal with trash and streets flooded with bodily fluids and contraception.

 

But when I asked Isiah that very question, I changed my tune

 

Too many stank condoms to count? That’s way too many condoms for one parking lot.