3? 4? At what number did Isiah Carey throw his hands up and say, “Uh uh, there are too many condoms in this parking lot!” Because I think that’s important. Couple condoms in a parking lot? Whatever. We’re in Houston. This is city living. If I wanted to look at trees and fields all day I’d move to the country and be bored. If you chose the excitement of a city then you deal with trash and streets flooded with bodily fluids and contraception.
But when I asked Isiah that very question, I changed my tune
— Isiah Carey (@isiahcarey1) August 1, 2013
Too many stank condoms to count? That’s way too many condoms for one parking lot.