15 Arkansas Players Are Out Today With The Mumps

Somehow, someway, Arkansas' 2019 season has gotten worse. 

Mumps? What is this? The 20th century? 

The bigger question now is whether or not the mumps has spread throughout the entire team. I feel like if you have the mumps you have to be quarantined. I have no idea if that's true, but that sounds right to me. 

No word on who is going to be missing the game. Not that that matters much when we are talking about a 2-9 Arkansas team. The interim head coach wouldn't reveal who their starting QB is today which makes sense considering he has to find out which one doesn't have the mumps.

Missouri is up to a 14.5 point favorite against Arkansas today at 2:30.