Everyone at Barstool is arguing about cheeseburgers and hamburgers. Pres screaming “A Hamburger Exists!” Louis arguing about the sanity of ordering a burger without cheese. All that is well and good but we’re missing the main issue here, and that’s Dave tossing around “cyclops” like he was fucking Homer.
I thought I was going crazy. Nobody mentioned cyclops. Made me nervous that I was missing something. I legitimately took a minute before tweeting about it to make sure I wasn’t the idiot. Gave some serious thought as to how someone could describe a hamburger as a cyclops. Did he mean tripod? The way he was holding it with three fingers? Cyclops from the Xmen? The mythical giant?
— Milmore (@StoolMilmore) February 4, 2014
Yea bro. Thats probably it. Pres was referencing Polyphemus, the one eyed three finger mythical giant, in his video about how to hold a goddam cheeseburger.
He’s still been completely silent about it. Makes me nervous that I’m the dumb one. Like Dave is just gonna drop some fucking Greek Mythology in my face and its gonna make perfect sense. Like “Yea this is exactly how the cyclops clutch their club when fighting Odysseus” or some shit.
UPDATE: He meant “claw.” He was thinking of the crane game. Meant to say claw. Cyclops come out.
Sounds about right.