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Latest Instagram Model Trend: Sunbathe Your Asshole

Meet MetaphysicalMegan. Her Instagram is difficult to explain:

As you can see, she is reverse aging adept. One of her tactics to reverse her age is quite simple, sunbathing her asshole:

Kind of hot.

Here are the benefits:

So, if you're looking to balance your sexual energy, you know what to do: take off your pants and go sunbathe your assholes. 

Metaphysical Megan is a big fan of all things nudity:

Uncomfortable with my words, my expression, my confidence, my relationship with sexuality, or my nudity? Perfect! This is an opportunity to look at where you may not be in the fullest expression of your authentic self.

Thanksgiving is a great time to reflect. Give thanks to others and think about how you need to improve as a human. I will be taking the next few days to look at where I may not be in the fullest expression of my authentic self. Once I am done with that, I will take a walk, find a mountain to climb and then sunbathe my asshole. Wish me luck!