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Dave Portnoy Has RSVP'd To My Wedding 200+ Days In Advance

So in case you didn't know, I'm getting married. When a fitness trainer proposes when you're a soft 6 at best, you say yes.

Next Summer will be the big day in front of friends and family, and a few weeks ago I sent out save the dates to let people know. Obviously Dave Portnoy is crazy busy so I sent out 3 to make sure he knows to clear his calendar... 1 to HQ, 1 to his actual apartment and 1 to his home in Nantucket. Can't have him not know when I'm getting married. Where he sits is arguably a top 3 wedding decision that me and my fiancé will have to make. So obviously I had to send him a bagillion save the dates (I was going to shorten this to STD but alas).

So about a week later after all the STDs went out he walked up to my desk and handed me this... (Please ignore the make up on the card)

To my surprise he not only received the save the date (or 3), he also had a RSVP card. Wait what? I didn't send any RSVP cards. I legitimately spent 10-15 minutes trying to figure out if I sent an actual invitation by accident, because he just pulled this RSVP card out of nowhere. Does he know something I don't know? Did he just grab someone else's invitation RSVP and give it to me? I'm sure he gets invited to thousands of weddings. By my calculations (Google) I should be sending out invitations in July.

Who cares. All that matter is that with 200+ days before the wedding, Dave Portnoy has checked 'happily accepts'.

TL;DR: Dave Portnoy will be at my wedding.