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Lindsay Vonn Says Its Sexy To Be Strong, Not Skinny-Fat

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Yahoo – Skiing star Lindsey Vonn epitomized red carpet perfection, but the 29-year-old bombshell doesn’t always feel perfect. In an interview with Self magazine, Vonn confessed to occasional feelings of insecurity. “It was hard to go to the Met Ball with people who eat lettuce and Diet Coke for dinner,” Vonn said, speaking of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Benefit annual gala, which is attended by the elites of the fashion and entertainment industries. “It’s difficult to be at events with a room full of women who weigh half as much as you do. That’s always tough.” Although attending the event alongside her golfer boyfriend Tiger Woods was tough, Vonn said she didn’t feel envious of the stars “because so many of them are skinny-fat. They have more cellulite than most people. I feel like I need to give them a cheeseburger. It’s sexy and beautiful to be strong.” The term “skinny-fat” has been used to describe someone who, despite being at his or her ideal weight, may lack muscle or have too much body fat.

Hey Lindsay why don’t you do me a favor and shut your goddam mouth? How about that? This is such a classic fat girl thing to say. Not that Lindsay Vonn is fat but she’s definitely got that butch bull dyke athlete thing going. She’s just bitter shes like 5’10 a buck sixty and is dating a dude who likes to pee on hookers. Here’s the thing about Skinny Fat – for both men and women: for the most part, you can only tell the fat part once your clothes are off. And once you’re at that stage in the game, it doesn’t really matter. It CERTAINLY doesnt matter for dudes. Like any guy in the world is ever gonna peel a skinny fat chick’s pants off and be like “Ahhh you got cellulite! Fuck this! We’re not having sex anymore!.” That has never happened, ever. I mean guys will often fuck Fat Fat chicks, so Skinny Fat certainly qualifies.

The same goes for Skinny Fat guys. More often than not you’re gonna have to woo a chick to bang her right? Make her laugh and charm her and all that other time consuming shit. Yes, obviously if you’re just shredded and good looking she’ll fuck you on the spot. But for the most part, when you’ve reached the stage in the game where she’s about to let you put your penis inside her, its because you’ve impressed her in other departments. So when she sees your sneaky gut and realizes you just look like a marshmallow with 4 tooth picks as your arms and legs, its already kinda too late. She’s already committed to the fact that you are fuck-worthy. She might be disappointed and sigh like “Damnit. This is trickery I thought he was in good shape.” but it ain’t gonna be a deal breaker.

So really at the end of the day being Skinny Fat ain’t a big deal. Sure, going to the beach in the summer presents some obstacles. As does posing with your shirt off for an internet video where you run an NFL combine. But its nothing that a nice tan can’t mitigate. Bottom line is Lindsay Vonn looks like a linebacker and she lashing out at the people who look skinny and eat whatever they want and don’t ever work out. Skinny Fat for life.