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Putin Needs To Cut The Shit

 

 

Hey man, how ’bout you knock it the fuck off? We get it, you’re bad ass. You do macho shit. You inspect shipwrecks, ride horses, hunt, play hockey, have gymnast mistresses and never miss an opportunity to be on Skins. Our president golfs with Tony Kornheiser and Mike Wilbon then goes home and fucks his wife when she’s got a break between sets of bicep curls. Enough, OK? No need to rub it in our face anymore. Because I don’t care how awesome this picture of you is, Barry O is the most powerful man in the world and I’m sick of you coming at him like this.

 

Vladimir Putin