Barstool Chicago And Andy Dufresne Are Now One In The Same
We had a nice, quaint episode of Red Line Radio this week. First order of business? Root beer.
Last week, KFC had his hottest hot take yet and said root beer SUCKS. Idk what the fuck is wrong with him, but that is, in fact, not the case. The people have spoken, too:
With the root beer debate so hot in the internet streets, Carl broke down the official root beer rankings here, then we talked root beer in the first 5 mins of the show. It was a nice conversation and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
And for the record, Dad’s and Mug is the 1A and 1B.
Oh, and as the title of this blog suggests, Barstool Chicago is now Andy Dufresne:
We are officially completely and totally apathetic to the Chicago Bears and their 2019 season, so we gots to talking about anything and everything else this week. We obviously still talked Mitch, Nagy and whether or not one or both will be back in 2020, but the conversation’s tone wasn’t one of sadness and despair, it was more just “oh well, it is what it is” and let me tell you, it’s a GREAT feeling. We feel like we crawled through 5 football fields of human shit and are finally free. Can only be depressed about a sports team for so long before that depression overtakes your life.
But guess what: the Blackhawks are HOT. Jeremy Colliton completely flipped the offensive and defensive schemes and low and behold, the Hawks caught fire for the last two weeks. Who’d have thought that Patrick Kane should have the puck on his stick more often than not? Chief broke it down for us
***OTHER NOTES***
– What would it take for myself and Sox fans to love Ricky Renteria as a manager? I will take it to the GRAVE that managers in MLB don’t really matter in terms in wins and losses. That said, Renteria does a lot of stupid shit that makes me wonder if he can lead a competent roster to a World Series. But, should he be able to clean up the little shit, I am more than happy with him as the Sox coach. Will he do that? Ask me next June
– Cubs/Theo/Scott Harris talk. Will Theo be here 3-4 more years from now? Did Scott Harris leaving for San Fran throw a wrench in his personal secession plan?
– Illinois football is back
– OSU fans boycotting Game Day and college football talk
– Pointsbet contest is still in a stalemate between Eddie and Chief
And finally, we broke down the entire sign stealing saga and how I inadvertently started a social media kerfuffle with Yu Darvish and Christian Yelich. “NEED VIDEO”. I did need video because IMPLYING CHRISTIAN YELICH IS STEALING SIGNS FROM THESE STUPID FUCKING SCREEN SHOTS PROVES NOTHING AT ALL
IN WHAT WORLD IS HE LOOKING TO LEFT FIELD???? That is CLEARLY right field and then back at Darvish. It’s BANANAS to me. Fucking WILD you can infer someone is stealing signs because of these screen shots. So, I’ll say it again…
NEED VIDEO
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Yep. Glances to RF, not LF where the Brewers pen supposedly is. Wild accusation. That said, I do hope I started WWIII because of this entire exchange.
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