SOURCE-A Hawaii man was surfing with his girlfriend when — instead of hanging 10 — he knelt down on one knee on his board and proposed.
Hawaii News Now reported that Lauren Oiye said yes just before Chris Garth dropped the ring in the ocean.
I wish Lauren and Chris' marriage goes as well as it possibly can go, but I'm personally glad that Chris ended up dropping this ring. That's what you get when you try to one-up every man to ever propose. That's karma. We are a tribe. Just get on one knee outside your favorite restaurant and call it a marriage. Not this shit:
Again, I want to emphasize that I do wish this couple nothing but the best. BUT if you are out in the ocean doing Yoga moves, I'm almost 100% out on you as a couple:
Again, I hope the marriage works out, but how is your man able to hold you up while he surfs but drop a wedding ring? If I was a believer in bad signs, this would certainly qualify as one. However, maybe it's kind of luck like it is for it to rain on your wedding day.
Luckily, he had a spare.
The fuck? Who brings a spare to a marriage proposal? That's strike number 3.