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Japan Invents Disney Princess Lingerie

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Rocket News - It seems like Japan has all the cool lingerie. That notion popped into our heads the moment we saw Sailor Moon bras and panties. Now we feel it even more with the discovery of Disney princess lingerie with designs inspired by the dresses of Belle, Cinderella, Aurora, and Rapunzel. Found in the Disney Fantasy Shop at Bellemaison, an online retailer in Japan, these bras will make any girl feel like a princess. Let’s take a closer look at each one! Belle’s bra takes a cue from her famous golden gown with plenty of gathered fabric and a bronze bow. The Cinderella-inspired bra looks good enough for the ball, complete with feminine blue trim and billowing white chiffon accents. The Aurora lingerie is set in a romantic pink, draped in elegant rose lace. Rapunzel makes an appearance with a bra that mimics her lace-up dress in a beautiful lavender color.

Japan is nothing more than one giant archipelago of what appears to be under age sexual misconduct. I mean don’t get me wrong – I would absolutely love to fuck a chick rocking some Disney Princess lingerie. I would just want her to be an adult wearing some actual sexy shit. Not a 13 year old Japanese girl in a training bra and some Fruit of the Loom cotton underpants. This shit looks like the evidence in a kidnapping/pedophile case. Give me some Ariel lingerie like this:

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Green light! Or this chick Aurora:

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I don’t even know who the fuck Aurora is but I am DOWN.

Belle dressed like THIS:

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Goddam! Thats sexier than any real life human I’ve ever seen. I might masturbate to this instead of normal porn tonight.

But like I said. Japan is just a bunch of creeps.