Let's Cut the Shit: Does Orel Hersheiser Slay Bitches Or What?

So I was watching the College World Series and for some reason just started wondering whether Oral Hersheiser slays bitches. Or whether he ever did in his prime? He must have right? Guy threw 59 scoreless innings in LA. Chicks must have been throwing their panties at him. But he’s so freaking dorky. And isn’t he super religious too? But yet he’s a professional poker player. I honestly can’t make heads or tails of this guy. I bet he has some serious skeletons in his closet. Like there is literally nothing you could say about Orel’s sex life that would surprise me. Anything from he likes little boys to he makes the hottest chicks in the world squirt by just looking at em. He’s a mystery man. Yeah I know this is a weird ass random thought but I got to know what other people think. Does Orel lay pipe or what?