The NCAA Fucked Up Big Time By Attempting To Tango With Leslie Ballin

So James Wiseman being suspended for the rest of the season but somehow being able to play tonight is the talk of the town. Everywhere you look people are bashing the NCAA left and right, calling out BLUE CHIPS STAR Penny Hardaway for being far too obvious with his bag distribution, it’s a mess of a reaction for a Friday afternoon news dump. But, as per usual, people are missing the real story on our hands. Luckily for you, I am here to spread the good word of Ballin. Leslie Ballin.

Does that look like the type of guy who gives a fuck about amateur athleticism and the sanctity of the NCAA? Sure doesn’t pal. Leslie Ballin instantly skyrockets into the pantheon of all times names along side the likes of Julius Caesar, Cassius Clay, Muhammed Ali, and Velvet Milkman. And with a hall of fame name comes a hall of fame resumé:

God himself tried to dance with Leslie Ballin and caught a fat L in the eyes of the law. Do you really think the NCAA stands a chance here? If I’m ever jammed up I’m calling Leslie Ballin with my first, second, and third phone calls. The first one to congratulate him on having a tremendous name. The other times to deal with my legal troubles while peppering in some compliments about his name. Congrats to James Wiseman on owning the NCAA in a mere short months after Leslie Ballin pieces together the case of the century to take down college athletics once and for all.