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Sick Toy Gun, Dude


“Oh my, oh my, oh my!” Yup, that’s pretty much the same reaction chicks get when they play with that toy gun my man.

But I don’t even really blame the guy. No one picks up a rubber gun and immediately thinks “Oh I bet this is a device girls fuck themselves with.” It’s actually kind of unfair. Chicks stick whatever they want up there. They plug themselves with anything from stiletto heels to Louisville Sluggers to rubber glocks. Anything a chick uses to fuck herself is deemed hot, but if I buy one flesh light all of a sudden I’m the weirdo pervert. Not a fair shake at all.