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Dying The Hair Blue On The Wrong Side Of 30 And Engaged Is No Way To Go Through Life...Or Is It?

No. No it’s not. But you do what you have to do to survive on these Twitch streaming* streets. “Ninja” needed to make a statement, and a statement was made, no matter the cost. Now may God have mercy on my future wife’s soul.

*More on that generality soon. But for now, we slay.