New Bad Boys Trailer Looks Dumb, But I Will Surely Be Seeing It

It looks and sounds loud and dumb as hell, but, I mean, come on, it's Bad Boys...

Old-school cops Mike Lowery and Marcus Burnett team up to take down the vicious leader of a Miami drug cartel. Newly created elite team AMMO of the Miami police department along with Mike and Marcus go up against the ruthless Armando Armas.

Sure. Sounds about right.

For the sake of a reminder, here was the first trailer...

I actually prefer the first trailer in terms of "expected tone" (a phrase I just made up), but this is one of those instances where you just can't be wanting or expecting too much from a franchise.

Here are my needs for the Bad Boys franchise:

1) Good Will Smith and Martin Lawrence dynamic

2) Explosions

3) Cool fights

4) A few laughs

It would appear as though we are getting all of those, at least to a varying degree. Again, this probably will be fairly dumb and "not good," but so what. Here's my concern, though: the release date…

A January release date is usually a good sign that a movie will be a big pile of trash.

Oh… no… what a January 2020 we are in store for, folks…