Say Hello To The New Wave: Singing Sea Shanties In The Bathroom

You know what, the kids are alright. Sea shanties are a long lost part of our seafaring culture that needed a comeback in a major way. With hits like 'Drunken Sailor" and "Lowlands Away" out in the wild, it's surprising that most young people prefer to listen to artists like the Weeknd, Ariana Grande, and Lizzo. Well guess what: I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% a scurvy jolly roger looking to get 3 sheets to the wind with me crew. 

Anyway, I'm declaring that sundays are now #ShantySundays. Tweet me a video of you vibing out to a shanty and I'll RT it no questions asked*. Wanna play one with a big sign behind you that says "Kenjac's dick is small and wet" in the background? Well as long as you're movin' and groovin' to some old timey pirate tunes, I'll smash that RT. Want to post one with an advertisement for your Etsy shop that sells customized Big Bang Theory coffee table coasters? I'll RT. Wanna post one promoting your personal theory about Little Saint James? Well, I might have some second thoughts. Anyway, send me your best