Has Anyone Seen My Cat :-/

Hey guys, know we're not supposed to use the blog for this sort of stuff but hoping someone in the NYC area may have spotted my cat. I cracked a couple crispy bois during the Eagles game yesterday & might have left the window open after I ripped a Newport on the fire escape. 

He's about 3ft x 2ft, all black fur, and is jet black & jet fast, but coincidentally howls when the Jets are on TV. Answers to the name "Saquon Meowly" (his choice, not mine), & loves catnip and Pepsi & watching Hulu with me. 

Please let me know if you see him. 833-85-STOOL. 

Reward: $50 gift card to Barstool Store.