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Guy Studies In An Asian Country And Loved It So Much That He Got A Whole Ton Of Plastic Surgery Done So He'd Look Asian

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Huffington Post- Love the skin you’re in. Or you could do what a Brazilian man did, and change your face to look more Asian. As can be seen in the video above, Xiahn Nishi, who used to go by “Max,” is a Brazilian man who decided to undergo ten surgeries to achieve his goal, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. “I think I look handsomer like this,” Nishi told the Herald. “Maybe some people think it’s not, but I think it is.” Nishi insists he doesn’t think of himself as Asian or as Korean, a nationality that he greatly admires after visiting the country, but as “something in between.” But, the Stir’s Rebecca Stokes suggests something much darker may lurk inside Nishi’s psyche.

So I guess the story here is this Brazilian guy studied in an Asian country for awhile and loved it so much that when he got back he decided to get a fuck ton of plastic surgery done?  Sure, that’s rational I guess.  Some times I eat so much Chinese food that I wish I was Chinese.  But then I realize I can just buy it by the truck load and still be the handsome devil that I am.  This guy is lucky enough to live in a time where if you want to get a bunch of work done to look more Asian, you can do that.  Now normally I would say do whatever you can to not look Asian.  Is that racist to say?  Probably.  I’m just saying I wouldn’t want to look Asian (that was for sure racist but fuck it)  But if we’re completely honest here, Xiahn Nishi looks hot as shit now.  Like maybe not by traditional standards but can you imagine the type of pussy he’s going to score in the Asian countries looking like that?  I don’t want to go as far to say that he’s an Asian Adonis, but he’s an Asian Adonis.  And I have no idea what Asian women are into but if they’re not into what this guy looks like now I’d be shocked.  Those pictures of him modeling up above might’ve even made it move a little bit for me.  Just killing it with some of those poses.  Now get out there bud and get yourself some strange Asian ass.