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Kid Gets Arrested For Fucking A Blowup Doll At The Movies

 

MonterreyElements Police arrested Adrian Pacheco Guadalupe Cano, 24, at the request of the staff of a movie theater to be detected committing indecent assault with an inflatable doll in the seat of the establishment. According to press release issued by the agency, staff working in film Cano Pacheco watched when he dropped his pants to be satisfied with the inflatable doll, so I immediately called the police agency support that maintains a constant presence in place.  “The alleged sex maniac acknowledged that he had another place, so he chose to enter the last feature film to carry out its actions without thinking that this would be surprised by the guards of the place and subsequently arrested by municipal effective” indicates the part informative.

 

Huge part of the story that’s missing here: did Adrian Pacheco Guadalupe Cano walk in with the sex doll? Like was he carrying a blow up doll under his arm when he went up to the ticket window? Because if he did, then what did the theater employees expect him to do? If a guy walks in anywhere with a blow up doll, he’s gonna fuck that blow up doll. That’s just a fact. So it’s kind of on them to be like “no you can’t bring your girlfriend in here.” If you don’t say anything to him at the door then you’re pretty much condoning him going balls deep in it during Fast and Furious 6.