Little Kid With The Most Slanted Head Of All Time Steals The Show At The Pope's Vatican Speech

Daily Mail - It was a day to celebrate families but one little boy took it a bit further and managed to steal the show when he got on stage with the Pope.  The Pontiff was addressing a crowd of families at the Vatican when the youngster wandered on stage.  Identified only as the ‘boy in yellow’ the lad stared at Pope Francis as he spoke to the crowds in St Peter’s Square, CBS News reports. Despite efforts from aides to tempt the boy off the stage with promises of sweets, he refused to budge. Apparently unperturbed by the huge audience, the boy happily stood next to Pope Francis and then hugged his leg. The Pontiff responded by patting him on the head and carrying on with his speech.  Then the bold youngster waved at the crowd and even led one girl up to receive a gift before sitting himself in the Pope’s chair to the amusement of onlookers.

Pope just got photobombed like a motherfucker! At first I thought this kid was gonna turn out to be retarded or something. I thought thats why his head was shaped like an alien, because he got his brain removed or something. Nope. Just a normal ass kid up there fucking up the Pope’s whole flow. The Catholic Church has gone soft, man. I couldn’t even fucking sneeze in church when I was a kid without my grandmother telling me I needed to go to confession. I farted one time and thought I was going directly to hell. And that was just a random Sunday with a random priest. Now its 2013 and kids can fuckin run on stage at the Vatican and have a fucking thumb war with the Pope. Whats that about, Catholicism? I guess next we’re gonna accept abortion and gays? Young Catholics have it so easy these days.