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Woman Handing Out Letters Instead of Candy To "Moderately Obese" Trick Or Treaters

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Valley NewsA local woman stated her intentions to take childhood obesity into her own hands during a Y-94 radio interview the morning of Oct. 29. She has decided to give a letter instead of candy to Halloween trick or treaters that she feels are “moderately obese.” “I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight… I think it’s just really irresponsible of parents to send them out looking for free candy just ’cause all the other kids are doing it,” says the author in a Y-94 morning radio interview. That’s where the letter first surfaced and started to spread through social media. “They were chatting today and got a call from Cheryl out of the blue who really wanted to voice her opinion about obesity and that it really takes an entire community to solve the obesity challenge,” says Y-94 Program and Music Director JT. “I’m contributing to their health problems and really, their kids are everybody’s kids. It’s a whole village,” says the letter’s author in the interview.  NDSU Assistant Professor of Clinical Psychology Dr. Katie Gordon studies eating disorders and says that children and adolescents in particular are very conscious of fitting in with peers. She says the letter might hurt more than help. “It’s just that kind of thing that for some kids, if they’re vulnerable, might trigger major problems,”she says.

You thought the bitch who gave out apples and pencils was bad? Move the fuck over! We got the best Fat Shamer in the Game handing out letters to the Fats this year! I don’t know whether to hate this woman or love her. The kid in me hates her guts. There was nothing worse than the crotchety old bitch who threw pennies and a fuckin toothbrush in your pillow case when you were trick or treating. Made a quick little mental note of that house so you could vandalize the fuck out of it once you were a teenager.

As a SkinnyFat adult though, I’m torn. Whatever shred thats left of me being skinny appreciates this. Just shaming the fat porkers who are rolling around town trying to stuff their faces with the King Size Candy Bars. The letter should have said “You’re never gonna get laid if you keep being fat.” That would have been effective. The Fat side of me – which is like 90% now – hates this chick’s guts. Just give out some candy you Seaward. Even if its like Double Bubble Gum that lasts for like 4 seconds or Smarties. Let me deal with my own fatness ok? Like today as my soon to be wife left for work she said to me “Oh…donuts for breakfast again?” I had to be like “uhh, yea. What are you new here?’ Just hand me a note next time that says I’m Moderately Fat and go to work.

So the kid in me and the fat person in me wins. I officially hate this bitch. Have fun peeling the egg off the side of your house.