If I was at a strip club, and they put this hog on stage, I dont think I’d ever go back. I could walk outside right now and find 2 dozen chicks hotter than this broad. I didn’t hit the strip club and pay a 20 dollar cover and order 20 dollar drinks so that I could watch this Mack Truck shake her thunder thighs and her lumpy fake tits in my face. Nobody wants a stripper shaped like a rectangle and built like a linebacker. Good rule of thumb is if I can slip a dollar bill into a roll of back fat, you probably shouldn’t have her dancing at your club.