New Snake Venom Beer Is 67.5% Alcohol

Daily Record - TWO pals who brewed the world’s strongest beer have unveiled an even more lethal recipe – after fans said the first one tasted too weak. Lewis Shand and John McKenzie, of Banffshire’s Brewmeister Brewery, broke the record with 65 per cent alcohol Armageddon last year. They sold 6000 bottles around the world but some fans said it didn’t taste strong enough. So Lewis and John, from Keith, bought a new brewery and spent nine months creating Snake Venom, with a head-spinning 67.5 per cent alcohol content. Lewis said yesterday: “Snake Venom is definitely sharper in taste. With Armageddon, we actually tried to disguise the taste by making it quite oily. “We thought if it was too strong, people wouldn’t like it. But the problem we found is that people said we shouldn’t have tried to cover up the intensity. “Some even said they didn’t believe it was 65 per cent, so this time we thought we’d go full out. We were too nice last time.” Snake Venom has a warning label on its neck to tell buyers not to drink too much at once.

Theres nothing worse than the guy who cares about the alcohol content of beer. Its usually the same guy who loves Craft Beers and Microbrews and feels the need to tell you about it every fucking time you’re drinking. Always babbling about IPAs and shit. This one is 12% alcohol bro! Enjoy drinking that piss water lite beer!” Probably one of my least favorite people of all time. You wanna drink the beer thats 67% alcohol, go ahead. I hope that makes you feel extremely cool. I’m glad you feel more like a man than I do. I’ll be the guy drinking Bud Lite not giving a fuck about what other men drink.