Reader Email - Gigalo George...Not Relationship Material
KFC,
Get a load of this poster hanging in Middletown, CT. This one was on a telephone pole, apparently others are all around town in coffee shops, etc. How much of a scumbag do you have to be to get a girl so pissed that she literally posterizes your face all around town.
Gigalo George – Faced
-Rob
@robtoriches
Oh no! Don’t post my picture all over the place calling me a Gigalo! Don’t let all the other women know that I’m a cocksman who runs through chicks like I run through a roll of toilet paper! That won’t make me look attractive at all!
Thanks you dumb idiot broad. Basically free advertising for George and his dick. All that other shit written on there is just white noise. Thats like the chick tells you your dick is small after you dump her. She’s just doing that shit out of spite to try and get back at you for using her. Whatever toots! That tiny dick was all up in your various holes! I still win! All that talk on this poster about being a slob and cheating and shit is nothin. All that chicks are gonna see is this Bad Boy Gigalo George plastered all over the time. Georgie broke it off with this pathetic broad and she was so devastated she went to such desperate measures to try and ruin him. If thats not mysterious and intriguing I don’t know what is. Like even if all that other shit is true – the lying the stealing the homelessness – she still fucked this dude. Thats gonna make every chick wonder…”Why?” Deep in the depths of their vaginas, that tingling feeling is their curiosity kicking in. Why is George a Gigalo? Why have so many other women become just another “statistic?” Does he break them off with that Good Good? Does he give them multiples all night long? Something cool I dont even know about?
This bitch should have just included those little flaps of paper with his phone number at the bottom because this is a ringing endorsement for Giggy George. Because the next chick has always convinced herself shes the one who can take on this project and fix him. Doesn’t matter who’s warned them. Doesn’t matter what the guy has done. They’ll still bang the Bad Boy like an idiot.
Haters gonna hate, gigalos gonna gigalo.