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Cat fight! Don’t roll your eyes, rip her clothes off!</p><p> </p><p>PS  –  “Your husband sucks!” “Oh yea? Well you fucked Sean Avery!” Kind of a good argument ender.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Update: </strong>Never mind. But you guys looked way hotter when you were angry.</p><p> </p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>For those who were thinkin @<a href="https://twitter.com/happyelishas">happyelishas</a> and I were rolling our eyes @ eachother. Was the jerk beside us <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23rudecomment">#rudecomment</a> <a title="http://twitter.com/april_reimer/status/332329184175218688/photo/1" href="http://t.co/zcZ6bEgwdS">twitter.com/april_reimer/s…</a></p><p>— April Reimer (@april_reimer) <a href="https://twitter.com/april_reimer/status/332329184175218688">May 9, 2013</a></p><p> </p><p> </p></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></body></html>

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