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Donald Trump Can't Help Himself, Talks About Impeachment And How Great He's Doing During The Blues White House Visit

These are serious times. I can’t lie to you guys. I haven’t followed the Trump Impeachment story very closely. It feels little bit like the boy who cried wolf about Trump at this point. Wake me up when Congress is actually casting votes to remove him from office.

Anyways, I can’t imagine that this is the highlight of the day for the President, no matter who won or who the President is. Trump is clearly not a hockey fan, and he’s reading notes about the Blues written by someone else. He’s clearly not a hockey fan. He doesn’t know his audience. And when you don’t know the audience you just play the hits, and Trump touched them all.

–“China, but they’re good now because they signed a tremendous trade deal”

–“I had to read that closely otherwise the fake news media would say I said the wrong win song, amiright?”

–“Nancy Pelosi, fuck her she’s trying to impeach me, but don’t worry she can’t”

–“The economy is the best it’s ever been and that’s all due to me”

–“Fat people suck, but I am not one of them. In fact, I am pretty sure I could kick this professional athlete’s ass”

Trump was in his purest form today. Absolutely incredible. He’s either the best President or the worst President ever who should be in jail depending on who you listen to, but I will miss moments like this when he is gone. Nobody can reproduce something like this. Unintentional comedy even when he’s trying to be funny. A one in a billion character that we’ll never see again. Glad that he stole the show on the Blues’ day. On to 2020