Study Says Chicks Who Get Fake Tits Have Better Sex Lives
Fox News – Getting breast implants may alter a woman’s sex life for the better. According to a new study from Brazil, women who had cosmetic surgery to enhance their breast size experienced a significant increase in arousal and satisfaction following the procedure, HealthDay News reported. However, the researchers also found that women who had stretch marks after getting breast implants did not experience the same improvement in their sex lives. The study included 45 women who were planning on undergoing breast augmentation. Before the surgery, Dr. Paulo Guimaros and his colleagues gave the women a questionnaire to assess the quality of their sex lives and sexual satisfaction. The women took the same questionnaire two, four and 18 months after the operation. Of the 36 women who did not develop stretch marks after the surgery, all reported improved levels of arousal and more satisfaction with their sexual experiences, according to HealthDay News. To explain the study’s finding, some experts argued that getting breast implants can help boost a woman’s confidence in the bedroom. “I think that the female breast is a very important part of a woman’s body, in terms of how a woman feels about herself in public, how her clothes fit and how she feels about herself sexually,” Dr. David Reath, chair of the public education committee of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS), told HealthDay News. “It’s very common for a woman post-surgery to say she feels more confident, that her outward body now fits her inward persona.”
Another brain buster study from scientists again here on Barstool New York. I’m glad that we confirmed this one. 45 South American chicks get fake tits and end up doing anal on Mike In Brazil and now the world can all agree that their sex lives improved after surgery. Good to know.
Guys like chicks with big tits. Girls like to be liked by guys. Flat chicks get boobs, guys like them, they like that, everyone ends up fucking, boom – enhances sex life. Pretty basic shit folks. Take things about yourself that are unattractive, make them attractive, people will want to fuck you, and your sex life gets better. If Pres got a nose job he’d fuck more chicks. If Big Cat got liposuction, he’d bang more girls. If Feitelberg got his tits reduced, even more gay dudes would be knocking on his door. And if I got lazy eye corrective surgery maybe I wouldn’t scare women and children when I leave the house.