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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Stabbed Her Boyfriend In the Eye After He Rejected Her Sexual Advances For A Threesome?

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TC Palm – A woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend in the eye after he rebuffed her amorous advances was arrested on an attempted murder charge, according to a recently released affidavit.  The boyfriend of La Crystal King-Woolfork, 28, told Indian River County Sheriff’s investigators he was sleeping about 4 a.m. Sept. 26 when King-Woolfork got home drunk and wanting sex. The boyfriend said King-Woolfork got upset and stabbed him in the eye at their Vero Beach home after he said he wasn’t going to have sex with her. The boyfriend said he disarmed King-Woolfork and called another person for a ride to the hospital. Investigators photographed the stab wound to the boyfriend’s left eye along with other wounds. Meanwhile, King-Woolfork said that she and a friend were at the Shake Your Booty club “having a good time” and got home about 4 a.m. “(King-Woolfork) further stated that she and another female entered the bedroom where (the boyfriend) was sleeping and started performing oral sex on one another while (the boyfriend) watched,” the affidavit states. King-Woolfork said she wanted her boyfriend to have sex with her and the other woman, but he declined.  When the other woman left, King-Woolfork said she picked up a knife, saying she knew her boyfriend was going to get mad. Still, she said he wasn’t upset when she got the knife. She said her boyfriend got out of bed and they started struggling over the knife. She said her boyfriend “stomped on her head” a number of times before she broke her cell phone on his head. Although King-Woolfork denied stabbing her boyfriend, she did say she hit him in the face several times with a metal candle holder. She said her boyfriend punched her in the nose after she hit him with the candleholder.

Ladies sometimes you just gotta know when to cut your losses. Sometimes it just ain’t happening. There could be a million reasons why this guy didn’t want to fuck La Crystal King Woolfork and her friend. The first of which being she looks like an absolute wildebeest. Her and her friend 69’ing each other is probably a gruesome sight. Probably looks like Biggie and Lil Cease eating each other out. Woof. Or maybe he was just fucking tired. He wasn’t out at the Shake Your Booty club. He was at home sleeping, probably on his 10th dream by 4am. He absolutely, unequivocally beat his dick senseless before he went to bed, because thats what guys do on nights when their girlfriends are gone. So maybe he knew he didn’t have enough in the tank for a threesome.

Whatever the circumstances are, this bitch just needed to back off. Guys spend like 90% of their lives getting rejected from sex. With strangers, with girlfriends, with wives. More often than not when we wanna fuck, we’re getting the Mutombo. La Crystal King Woolfork and her positively ugly girlfriend gets shut down fucking one night and next thing you know she’s stabbing eyeballs. Grow up, La Crystal. Either get sexy or learn to deal with rejection. Its that simple.