Literally any conversation those two have has potential to make the world blow up. It’s butterfly effect. It starts with just a chat, and a bird’s head pops off. Nobody notices. Then they start texting and hanging out. A tidal wave hits Japan. A couple people scratch their head. And then they do the unthinkable, they make a movie together, and the amount of terribleness combined with the amount of hate that would build up inside of me would literally, not figuratively, make the world explode. Finished. We need to get rid of one of them before it’s too late.