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A Woman Climbed Into The Lion's Den At The Bronx Zoo To Prove She Has "No Fear"

People told her to get back multiple times, but she didn’t listen because she was busy trying to prove to the world she has “no fear of nothing breathing.”

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Look, I’m not a lion nor am I a lion expert, but I’m gonna go ahead and jump to conclusions and say: I’m pretty sure this lion doesn’t give a fuck if you’re a “Hebrew girl” or an “Indigo Hebrew Isaelite child of “The Most High.” I’m fairly certain this lion didn’t “feel love just like humans.” This  lion, like all lions, is a wild animal whose instincts will tell him to rip the face off of an intruder who is waving her hands and dancing to get his attention.

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Why he didn’t attack is beyond me. Maybe he was just fed and woke up from a nap? Or maybe he’s the smartest lion in the kingdom and he knew if he attacked this lunatic, HE would be the one to pay the price?

Scratch that, the ONLY ONE to pay the price.

“This action was a serious violation and unlawful trespass that could have resulted in serious injury or death,” the zoo said in a statement, adding that it has a “zero tolerance policy” for such behavior.

New York police are investigating. As of Tuesday night no arrest had been made, according to a department statement.

I’m not sure exactly what police are investigating. This woman belongs in jail, plain and simple. She put herself in danger, she put the people around her in danger, and she put the lion’s life completely in danger.

Arrest her so she can later brag about “making it out alive… of jail.”

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