Jimmy Butler Is The WORST Kind Of Coworker

(Sun Sentinel) – Jimmy Butler apparently knows only one way, the early way.

So after a series of 4 a.m. workouts at AmericanAirlines Arena last month, the Heat’s offseason free-agent star addition was up bright and early Tuesday for the start of training camp at Keiser University.

“Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream. I like to get it in,” he said following the first of two-a-days. “How did I get in today? I clocked in at 3:30. You’re asleep, right?”

Jimmy Butler is on his third team since November. Tremendously talented, an All Star by every definition of the word – even if he’d rather get hammered drunk than play in the actual game – there’s a reason the Timberwolves were happy to trade him a year after acquiring him and why the 76ers were just as happy to let him walk for nothing. And that reason is because Jimmy Butler is an all time bad coworker. What are you doing at the gym for SIX AND A HALF HOURS before the rest of your team gets to the facility, man?

Recently, two young stars have announced that they “fell back in love with basketball.” Which is a peculiar thing for guys under 23-years old to say, those are the kind of guys who should be in the early-to-middle stages of learning their love for the game. Those players? Karl-Anthony Towns and Ben Simmons. The main commonality between those two? They both made those statements after Jimmy Butler got the fuck away from them. I can imagine basketball is a lot more enjoyable when your teammate isn’t constantly telling you how bad you stink, showing up at 3:30 in the morning, waking up the custodian and making him turn all the lights on so that you can get some “shots” up. Those “shots” of course being that try hard ass line about his teammates being on their third dream while he was putting in work. Really man? You’re gonna call people soft for SLEEPING? In the middle of  two-a-days this is how you want to ingratiate yourself with a new team? “You pussies were ASLEEP last night? You put your jam-jams on with the feets too?? LMAO couldn’t be me.”