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9 Year-Old Cheating Asshole Accidentally Wins 10k Race Instead Of The 5k Race He Entered

(Source) — A 9-year-old boy accidentally won a 10K race after taking a wrong turn during his 5K race.

Kade Lovell’s mother said he was born to run. She said he’s been running since he was 18 months old.

“He pretty much popped out running,” she said.

When he didn’t cross the finish line of the St. Francis Franny Flyer 5K, his mom thought he was having an off day.

“I thought maybe he is having a bad race. It happens. No big deal. Then these other kids coming running by. I was like, ‘He should be in front of them.’ Then I thought maybe he’s hurt. Maybe he got lost. Maybe worse could happen; who knows,” she said.

It turns out, Kade took a wrong turn and ended up on the 10K route instead of the 5K route.

He then crossed the 10K finish line alone.

The entire internet is sucking this kid’s dick. I mean EVERYONE. Do a google search for “Kade Lovell” and this is what you get

kade lovell

“You did a super good job winning a longer race by accident, kiddo!”–everyone

Nobody wants to tell the truth. Well Kade with a K, nobody likes runners. Pick up a ball or a stick and play a real sport. Competitive exercise is for losers. Secondly, how fucking stupid are you? You didn’t realize that you were running DOUBLE the amount you were supposed to? For someone who “came out of the womb running” and does races all the time, I would expect you to be able to know the difference between running a 5k and a 10k. Are you stupid or are you lying, Kade. And you don’t get to win things you didn’t enter. That is a fact of life. If you want to win the pot, you’ve got to put your money on the table. What really should’ve happened is this little show off asshole, who was playing dumb when he “accidentally” won the 10k, should’ve been disqualified. You can’t reward a kid with a 1st place medal when he couldn’t even stay on the right course. Any other race at any other level he’d be disqualified. This kid needs to learn a little shame. Shame is the best motivator.