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Gumdrop and the Devils Host The Isles Tonight To Kick Off The 2013 Bandwagon

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I thought Gumdrop was going to hang himself when Kovalchuk just bounced on the Devils and fucked them over just about as bad as a player can fuck a franchise. Problem is there are not many structures known to man that could handle that payload. So chances are he’s still just collapsing further and further into that couch crying about Brodeur as the diabetes slowly eats him away. Its like looking at Ghosts of Christmas Future for KFC now that I’m into hockey.

Bottom line is the Devils are old and ugly. The Islanders are new and sexy. Last year for the Islanders was no fluke. Tonight they start off their run at the Cup and John Tavares starts his march to the Hart Trophy.

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