Latest Trend For Chicks - Steaming Their Vaginas
Daily Mail - V-steams are shaping up to be the hottest new trend, with Brittny Gastineau the latest star to undergo the intimate spa treatment. According to Page Six, Kim Kardashian’s best friend will soon be getting her own reality TV series in which she will try out extreme beauty treatments, including getting her lady parts steamed. In a clip on E! News, the star is seen gearing up for her treatment, saying: ‘I just went through a break-up so I am very excited to get, like, a fresh start.’ She explains that the V-steam ‘cleans out anything if you have an ex-boyfriend or hormonal stuff going on or if you want to get pregnant – which, I’m not trying! But it’s supposed to make you all balanced.’ The 29-year-old was also recently overheard telling Liam Helmsworth’s rumored girlfriend Eiza Gonzalez about the treatment, saying: ‘I just filmed a vagina steam – crazy! It’s a good way for getting rid of ex-boyfriends.’ Inspired by a similar remedy long used in some Asian cultures, vaginal steaming is taking American women by storm, with spas and holistic health centers offering the service for between $20 and $75.
I’m so glad I’ve got a dick and balls. So much more low maintenance compared to pussies. Or at least thats the social standard. I got my dick snipped when I was born and now just a little bit of manscaping ever week or so and my dick is considered up to bar. I mean don’t get me wrong its probably very disappointing if we’re measuring by certain standards. But as far as hygiene and appearance and shit thats really all it takes. Chicks on the other hand, Jiminy fucking Cricket. They’re shaving, they’re waxing, they’re bleaching, they’re vajazzling, vattooing, and now they are straight up steaming their pussies like vegetable dumplings at a Chinese restaurant. For Christ’s sake they have a whole doctor dedicated to the upkeep of that honey pot. Absolutely nuts. Next thing you know they’re gonna rub Vicks Vaporub on their asshole so their pussy can breathe that in too.
Listen I’m not complaining. I bet you a steamed P is fantastic. Probably as good as a vajay can get, I’d imagine. But goddam thats a lot of work for these chicks. I guess just make it part of your mani/pedi routine or something. Get your nails done and pussy steamed – all part of being a chick.