Millions Of Philly Fans Were Spewing Nothing But The Facts At Lambeau Field After That Win Last Night
First of all, shoutout to all the Eagles fans who made the trek from Philly to Green Bay for last night’s game. I tried to count up how many Birds fans were in Lambeau but I lost count somewhere around 730,000. According to estimates, there were well over a million Eagles fans who made the trip and turned one of the most historic venues in NFL history into a neutral site game. And even though I’m sure a majority of them had some flights to catch back to Philly immediately after the game, they decided to stick around and make sure that the facts were not forgotten amidst all the mayhem.
That the Dallas Cowboys do, in fact, suck.
I implore you to spot the lie. I defy you to spot the lie. I realize they’re 3-0 to start off the season against 3 of the worst teams in the league. I get that they look like they’re going to be one of the better teams in the conference this year. But half their team wasn’t even alive the last time that franchise was playing in an NFC Championship game. Heck, even Jason Witten was only like 40 years old the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl.
And I know what Cowboys fans are going to be saying. That the Eagles just won a massive game on the road against Aaron Rodgers and all the fans can think about is Dallas. They’ll say some shit about “living rent free in our heads”. They’ll say all the cliche things that insecure fanbases say whenever anybody else talks shit on them. But again, there was not a single lie told throughout the entirety of that chant. And Eagles fans can go to sleep tonight peacefully with our Super Bowl LII Championship knowing that we will never fucking wake up a goddamn Cowboys fan.
Go Birds.