Florida Man Friday Approaches...
… believe it or not this IS NOT Stu Feiner.
Another Florida Man Friday is on deck for the Hard Factor podcast (SUBSCRIBE), including the story of this wildly grinning psycho from Pasco County, Gordon Ormond.
Ormond, 56, led the Pasco County cops on a wild chase last Thursday night that started with him driving 15 mph while being trailed by police, he swerved and ran into a neighborhood basketball hoop before speeding up to 35 mph and having the cops lay out the tire spikes for him, which he drove directly into in his white van and was finally stopped.
On arrest, Gordon said to the cops, “I have no license. I’m driving on a suspended license… I’m a very good guy.” He then promptly collapsed to the pavement because he was too drunk to stand, and the boys in blue hauled him in for his 5th DUI. Then he took that beauty of a mugshot and probably farted loudly while he slept in the drunk tank.
For more Florida Man flavor, be sure to tune into Hard Factor tomorrow morning.
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