Ukrainian Couple Has Black Out Sex On Train Tracks On The Way Home From A Party, Get Run Over By Train
Daily News - A daredevil pair of drunken Ukrainian lovers were hit by a train as they had sex on the tracks. The woman, in her 30s, was killed instantly as the locomotive slammed into them in the city of Zaporozhye on Saturday morning. Her 41-year-old partner survived the impact, but reportedly lost both his legs. Ukrainian Interior Ministry officials said they “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home.” They also “wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” a statement revealed. But they left it too late to escape an oncoming wagon, reports Russia’s RIA Novosti news outlet. Yahoo! 7 reports they were returning home from a party at a friend’s house and were drunk.
This right here – this should be every guy’s motivation to go get laid as much as he possibly can. Keep these Ukrainian morons in your head next time you’re out at the bar, and allow yourself fuck a fat chick or a 5 out of 10.
Because if you’re getting consistent pussy of some sort, you’re less likely to fuck a chick on a set of fucking train tracks with a locomotive barreling down on your desperate ass. If you’re taking down a few chicks a month every weekend or so, maybe you’re more likely to say “Hmmm. You know what? I don’t actually need to risk life and limb to get rocks right here, right now and get run over by a train. When you’re in a drought you will fuck a chick literally anywhere if its your one chance to score. A chick could tell me she wants to fuck on a flaming bed of broken glass teetering on the edge of a mountainside cliff and I’d be down if it had been a while since I had smashed cheeks. But if you fuck a lot of chicks you’re more likely to be able to keep that “natural passion” in check and not get your legs chopped off by a train when you’re have blacked out drunk sex. Its kinda like how you always think clearer and make better decisions after jerking off. You have that moment of clarity afterwards and feel more strong willed. Not like this poor legless horny son of a bitch. The Ukraine is weak!