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<p><code><iframe frameborder="0" height="368" src="http://www.footballnation.com/video-embed/1106/" width="491"></iframe></code></p><p><em><br></em></p><p>I don’t know what offends me more: that these guys would fake knowledge of guys they’ve never heard of or that they’d fall for the old phoney name trick.  Curvin Johnson?  Buster Hyman?  Mike Hawk?  Neil Andblow?  Did these jagaloons never set foot in a high school? How do you make it all the way to adulthood without ever writing Dick Hurtz on an attendance sheet or ask a receptionist to page Mike Hunt? Have they never watched <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI">The Simpsons</a>?  Still, leave it to the <a title="Jets" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/new-york-jets-tickets/?aid=12060">Jets</a> fans to come off as the dumbest by trying to act smart.  If I meet one today I’m asking what he thinks of the Jets moving up to grab Heywood Jablowme.</p><p><em>@JerryThornton1</em></p>

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