I've Officially Made It! I Am Being Debated On the Floor of the US Congress! I Am Now A Matter if Public Record! Thank You Rep Josh Harder

HOLY SHIT! Momma there goes that man again! I mean I’ve had some big moments at Barstool. Surreal moments where I feel like I’m going to suddenly wake up and this will all be a dream. I’m talking about getting dragged out of the Superbowl by Roger Goodell. Being in a tweet war with AOC. Selling out arenas coast to coast with the Blackout Tour. I’ve had an entire protest against me by KO Barstool. I wore Tom Brady’s hat at the Kentucky Derby. Bob Kraft said Brady, Belichick, Portnoy. I rode in the pace car at the Daytona 500 with Dale Earnhardt Jr. The fact we have an office in the middle of Manhattan with 250 people. It’s been a wild fucking ride to say the least for a guy who started by slinging newspapers out of my basement.

But this may top them all. Having an Anti Dave Portnoy bill debated on the floor of the US Congress. I am now a matter of public record. Unbelievable. All because my new best friend Rep Josh Harder took a joke of mine and ran with it. Unreal! Hey America, this is your taxpayers dollars at work! Thank you Josh Harder! Viva La Stool Indeed!