Pope Francis Says Not Having Children Will You Leave Bitter And Basically Says Dogs Suck

TIME- Pope Francis had a message for married couples on Monday: four-legged friends don’t offer the same opportunities for love and godliness as raising a child. But the Pope also counseled childless couples to be fruitful and multiply, and not spend time raising pets when they could be raising children. Mentioning the “culture of well-being,” similar to one mentioned in the 2013 TIME cover story “The Childfree Life,” Pope Francis said that while a childless life offers better vacation opportunities, it will end in solitude: “This culture of well-being from 10 years ago convinced us: It’s better not to have children! It’s better! You can go explore the world, go on holiday, you can have a villa in the countryside, you can be care-free … it might be better — more comfortable — to have a dog, two cats, and the love goes to the two cats and the dog. Is this true or is this not? Have you seen it? Then, in the end this marriage comes to old age in solitude, with the bitterness of loneliness. It is not fruitful, it does not do what Jesus does with his Church: He makes His church fruitful.:”

Ohhhhh he was doing so well too.  Pope Francis has been a fucking rock star up until this point.  They put him on the covers of magazines and hailed him as the greatest human being alive.  What with the equal rights for all and vowing to hold those responsible for “inappropriate touching”.  He almost made us forget that Catholic priests are a bunch of scum bag kid diddlers.  And then he goes and throws it all down the drain by saying he hates dogs.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  Somebody in the Holy PR department is getting sent to heaven or hell over this debacle (doesn’t really matter which one, neither exists).  Where does his holiness get off saying people should have kids over dogs?  That sounds like a man dead set on torturing his people.  He obviously doesn’t have kids and it’s worked out okay for him.  He’s the most powerful person in his field.  So why try and convince other people to lead horrible miserable lives with children?  Seems a bit disingenuous to me.  And we haven’t even gotten to the part where dogs are the shit.  I don’t have kids but I guarantee my dog is a billion times cooler than any kid out there.  I don’t have to change my dog’s diaper and she doesn’t rip me away from my social life.  I fill her bowl with food and water and she gives me endless kisses and cuddle sessions.  It’s a good deal.  Give a child food and water and all they’ll do is ask you for money to go to the movies and/or be the biggest disappointment in your life.  So thanks but no thanks Frank.  I’m gonna stick with my dog.