My Hero Found A Ginormous Fish On The Side Of The Road While Eating His WhatABurger

Click For Full Video - While ABC13 was out tracking Tropical Depression Imelda, a fish was found flopping on the feeder roads of I-45 at Crosstimbers.

A man found the fish, and ABC13 talked to him at a Whataburger across the street from where it was found.

The man said he plans to take the fish with him and cook it.

I wish I could imbed this video but alas our website’s technology is still stuck in 1999. I swear we use Geocities as our web host and Ask Jeeves as our search engine. And if you don’t know what Geocities is, it’s why websites used to look like this:

And shout out to Jeeves. That guy used to run the internet. If there was an OG king of the world wide web, it was my man Jeeves

But anyways, the flooding is getting bad in Houston but the good news is people are eating GOOD. That man was walking along, eating his WhatABurger, and scooped up a big, BIG bass along the way.

And of course his plan is to eat it. Good for him. When life gives you lemons, heat a large skillet over medium heat, place your breaded bass on for 4-5 minutes per side until the fish is flakey, and serve with said lemon wedges.

Delicious.