Wake Up With The I’m Reading Don’t Kill Myself Books Scene From Wedding Crashers

Not trying to be dramatic but also excessively dramatic when I say last night was the worst cubs game of my life. I’m on my death bed with this organization. 4 games back. 6 left with the cardinals. Not even in the wild card any more and holy shit I could use a couple friends like John and Jeremy right now. Absolutely hate this team and sport and everything in between including the new bowling alley on Clark street. Fucking cup snakes. In the meantime can someone tell me. Seriously. Someone tell me how the Milwaukee Brewers are on pace to be better than the Cubs over 162 for the 2nd straight year. I’m vomiting everywhere. Have a nice day and go cubs.