NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sometimes, man. Sometimes I just fucking hate sports. 3 weeks ago I was ready for a chance at a good season. I was ready to dawn my teal shirts like the rest of the Stoolies and cheer on our beloved Jaguars. Now? Now I just want the season to end. Nick Foles is out. The best player on the team wants a trade and we are giving our running back who was drafted at number 4 overall and who hasnt had a 100 yard game since 2017 97 percent of the offensive snaps on sunday. That’s right. Of all the plays that the Jaguars ran, Fournette was on the field for all but 3. That’s insane. It’d be insane for a player who was doing well. It’s even more insane for a player who cant find burst if he was staring at the selection lever on an old school M-16 A2 service rifle. Military joke.

Anyway, this fucking blows man. I hope Jalen doesnt get his trade but he’s got the type of personality where anything is possible. That’s the reason why I love him.

Now, Pete is usually tied in with the Jaguars so let’s see what he has to say.

I dont agree with this. Bad look this. Bad look that. The team is fed up with Marrone. His time might have run it’s course. They wanna play an agressive style of defense where they can get after the quarterback. The Jaguars, who are built for press and 4-man fronts, have been blitzing more and playing softer in the secondary. It makes zero sense. Every good corner in the league wants to play press man.

I hate this. HATE.