Barstool Inanimate Smokeshow Of The Week - The Kamado Joe Classic II From Georgia

Saturdays are for the state-of-the-art gender-neutral charcoal grills, and this thick-walled, heat-resistant Southern bombshell is a weekend warrior. Known for locking in absurd amounts of smoke, juices, and moisture at any temperature while providing ample space for up to a dozen fillets or chicken breasts, Kam from Georgia was unanimously voted Barstool's Inanimate Smokeshow of the Week.

Kam's Stats 

Hometown: Duluth, Georgia
Age: 18 (in grill years)
Height: 4'0"
Weight: 188 lbs
Body Type: Ceramic/Pop Warner Defensive Tackle
Best Feature: Patented slide out ash drawer
Nicknames: Killa Kam, Kamehameha
Pronouns: It/They/Them
Stamina: All Pro
Favorite Band: Phish
Favorite Movie: Donnie Darko
Favorite Athlete: Evander Holyfield
Career Goal: Headline a Joe Budden pool party
Instagram: @KamadoJoe

Kam showing off its thigh gap and heavy-duty rolling cast iron cart at its summer home in Gatlinburg. 

Kam relaxing at a beach-front condo during a much deserved vacation in Nags Head, North Carolina.

Kam posing for a picture with its "sugar daddy" Peter (right) at a Memorial Day cookout at Peter's home in Roanoke, Virginia. Despite the insinuation of the photograph, Peter's relationship with Kamala is strictly platonic, and he paid it just to "hang out" and keep him company for the day. 

 Kam flexing its wingspan and versatility during an off day in Missoula, Montana. 

Visibly exhausted after taking on so much meat at a bachelor party in Asheville, Kam poses with its top clients of the day.

Kam with its personal trainer Tim after a workout session in an empty warehouse with no exercise equipment. 

"I just get along a lot better with guys."

A typical Saturday for Kam.

"Guess who's hoooome."

"Okay fine, but I'm just having one."

"Whoopsie daisy!"