You Think Zlatan Gives A Flying Frick About A Couple Of Jabronis Running Out Onto The Pitch To Meet Him?

You see this right here? This is a man who is simply un-phased by the notion of being a god.

It’s just another day in the life for Zlatan. What’s a minor inconvenience that you have to deal with in your day-to-day life? Maybe getting flooded with those automated telemarketer calls? Well Zlatan Ibrahimovic just avoided these two idiots running out onto the field with as little care or regard as you have when you’re dealing with those robocalls. Now that I think about it, Zlatan actually did a better job at just ignoring these clowns because every once in a while I’ll still get tricked into picking up one of those phone calls. (Sidenote: nothing worse than when you’re expecting a call from someone who you don’t have their number, and then right as you think they’re calling it turns out to be a robocall. Drives me insane).

But yeah. It’s just crazy that this is what life is like for Zlatan. He probably has people running up to him every single day of his life. So much so that he doesn’t even think about it, let alone think twice.

Let me say this, however–the MLS needs to start employing American football players for security guards instead of futbol guys. That tackle at the end was piss poor form. You gotta get lower, man. Any true pitch invader worth one’s salt could easily weasel his way out of that hold and get back to Zlatan. Get low and drive through.

P.S. – Big fan the theatrical version here.